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stacey and sally [Sep. 13th, 2008|12:11 am]
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I was walking with stacey, sally and cameron out of boys town at 10pm on september 12, 2008. In the driveway out of boys town, me and my friends were walking towards the parking lot. then, while walking, someone repeadly shined a bright flashlight directly into all of our eyes. cameron responded to this situation by saying "impressive light, now can you stop shining it into my eyes!" at this point whomever it was, stepped out from behind a tree, and stood in between sally and myself/cameron and stacey. at this point we all realized that it was a ranger and the ranger contined to shine her light directly into our faces. I asked if there was a reason she needed to shine the light DIRECTLY into my eyes. She then glanced at sally and myself and we were asked to leave. she then focused her attention at stacey and cameron and asked them to sit down on the curb. sally then asked why we were being stopped and the ranger asked her to leave. sally explained to the ranger that stacey was her girlfriend and tonight was her birthday and everyone was heading home to huff house. then the ranger asked for cameron's and stacey's driver's license. cameron's licensed was ran thru a walkie talkie and stacey realized she didn't have any ID. the ranger recognized stacey and said,"oh, I thought that was you STACEY, I know who you are miss." next, the ranger asked stacey to spell her name so she could run her information. stacey began to spell out her name as such: S as in star, T as tom, A as in ape, C as in cat, E as in empty, Y as in yellow, H as in hot, E as in empty, R as in red, E as in empty, I as in Idiot, N as in nancy. during this time, FOUR more rangers, TWO security guards and TWO housing guards showed up to the situation and tried to look menacing. After stacey spelled out her name, the arresting officer began to ask questions like: why did you use Idiot to spell your name? Do you feel like an Idiot with all these people standing around staring at you? as stacey tried to explain she was just using an example, the ranger walked away to listen to her walkie talkie. as the ranger came back to talk to stacey she rudely asked why stacey's license was suspended. stacey said she didn't know why her license was suspended. the ranger then got in her face and asked her to explain why she had a failure to appear in court. stacey responded that she thinks it's because she didn't pay a carpool fine and a yellow light violation. Stacey then asked the officer what her driving record has to do with this situation?? the ranger AGAIN walked away from stacey's question and began to converse with another officer about obtaining a "PVT"(?). The ranger then gave a breath test to cameron and stacey.....cameron was at 1.9 and stacey was at 2.3. the ranger then told cameron to leave and handcuffed/arrested stacey. sally attemped to ask the arresting officer what she can do to get stacey out of jail and the ranger barked at sally saying somebody needs to get this girl out of here! at this point another officer answered our questions regarding what we could do to get stacey out of jail.
the arresting officer was a white female with long stringy brown hair pulled partly up in a banana clip. she looked to be of average height about 5'6 and 170 pounds and middle aged late 50's with an overzealous attitude.
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go away gustav [Aug. 31st, 2008|12:00 am]
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this hurricane is scary and i can't bear to think about what it's going to do. i'm hoping it takes a sharp turn west.....just stay away from new orleans. please. keep ya fingers crossed.
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1960's, 1990's, 200hate [Aug. 9th, 2008|01:39 am]
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take me to 1990 with my mind of 2008. going to convict lake this weekend with my favorite lesbians. it's going to be 'loud love'......ya know, like, 1990. don't forget the classic, rare motorcycle made in new orleans in the 1960's, simplx serv-cycles. i'm gonna ask my dad about 'em. i'm sure he'll have a story to tell about it. all this time traveling makes me want a cocktail. or two.
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going home [Jan. 25th, 2008|11:42 am]
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i'm going home to visit on janurary 30th. can't wait! first thing off the plane i'm getting a HUGE oyster po-boy with a red drink. then it's cocktails with all my old pals. i hope i get to see everyone cause i'm going to be in town during mardi gras. either people have left the city to escape the madness or they're like me, visiting the madness. i can't wait to get out of all this SNOW.....it sucks, i can take the heat but not the cold. see yall on the streets of nola. YEAH!!!
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i've been sad [Dec. 29th, 2007|06:23 pm]
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it's true that i've been sad but things have really been looking up. it's strange how quickly i've gotten out of this sadness. i really thought it would last MUCH longer. i am making plans for the future so i guess that's what's getting me so excited. i'm thinking of moving to portland, OR and i think that's pretty awesome. i'm looking into jobs, apartments, etc so that's a real pick-me-up!! i've been in california for TOO long.
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sadness [Dec. 27th, 2007|07:34 pm]
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i don't think i've been this sad in quite sometime........
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the year ahead. [Dec. 17th, 2007|08:43 am]
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the winter solstice, always special to me, is even more significant this year. as 2008 beckons, so does my place in the sun. santa's helpers are on track, ensuring me a very cool yule. but there's also life after christmas, and it's going to be great. jupiter, mr. lucky himself, is settling in. i will be in a better place in 12 months!! YEAH.....can't wait for 2009.
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merkins....... [Dec. 16th, 2007|07:50 pm]
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i'm looking for some other uses for my merkin. besides being a coochie 'air freshiner' and a shield for a matted/stinky puss, what other uses can one think of for this functional hair accessory?
how about a 'stash for a boob?
maybe an extension for a short mullet?
help a merkin fan out. how about it?


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underground [Dec. 14th, 2007|09:14 pm]
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the nail that sticks up gets hammered down.
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i'm back..... [Dec. 13th, 2007|10:02 pm]
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i'll be updating more often now that i remember i have a livejournal account. YEAH!!
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